This is a submission for Flash Comp 300 

Jason got in early and impressed with his humorous , literal  take on the theme. It is quick, funny, and to the point. Perhaps more importantly it’s irreverent without being callous. Read on an enjoy. 

From: Obama, Barack
Sent: Wednesday, November 07, 2012 8:07 AM
To: Petraeus, David H.
Subject: An Appropriate Response

Dave:

WTF were you thinking?  Now I’ve got all this conspiracy shit to deal with.  What the hell are you going to tell the press?
POTUS

From: Petraeus, David H.
Sent: Wednesday, November 07, 2012 8:08 AM
To:  Obama, Barack
Subject: RE: An Appropriate Response

Barry:

White folk be crazy!

-Dave

From:  Obama, Barack
Sent: Wednesday, November 07, 2012 8:08 AM
To: Petraeus, David H.
Subject: RE: An Appropriate Response

I’m not sure that will do it.  Seriously, Big D, why – how did this happen?
POTUS

From: Petraeus, David H.
Sent: Wednesday, November 07, 2012 8:10 AM
To:  Obama, Barack
Subject: RE: An Appropriate Response

Barry:

You know Harry Potter and his magic wand?  Well, Paula has something magic, too, and it ain’t a wand.  Ask Johnny, he knows.

-Dave

From:  Obama, Barack
Sent: Wednesday, November 07, 2012 8:19 AM
To:  Petraeus, David H.
Subject: RE: An Appropriate Response

…what was her email address again?
POTUS

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Jason Fink is just your average guy: wife, two kids, been through hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes & violent coups in Africa.  I have an MD, which I did nothing with so I could be a stay at home dad for a while & now I’m working part time as an assistant director for a low-income community clinic.  Mostly, I’m just trying to learn the craft of writing, besides being a dad & husband.  I currently have 3 main projects – Jasmine Cowl and the Salagi Talking Stick (complete, in editing phase); The Lotto; & Quantum Prosthetics.

You can find his assorted writings at http://www.scribd.com/jason_fink or follow him on twitter @indeliblefink