The Doorbell by Maya Spore
Double Crossed by Bamber McG (Amber McGlothlin)
Tomato Paste by Amanda Forsmen-Sundall
The Adventure Of The Failed Choreographer by Debb Bouch
A Teardrop In My Heart by Cory O’Neile
Glory Hole by Tracey Marks
U.F.P Bajor by Joey To
Really Bad by Gabriela Blagoeva
Sharp Twist Of The Heart by Erin Biglia
The Man With The Scary Eyes by Alex Braude (Winner!)
The Unbearable Lightness Of Black Holes by Jason Fink
House Of Discovery by Lachlan Bunney
Write something deliberately bad, without breaking the rules of spelling or grammar.
Bad means crappy. Can something be crappy and enjoyable? Probably. They gave EL James a contract.
Include the phrase
“No, this is definitely tomato paste.”
Some of you will be better at this than others.
UPDATE: Submissions should include a couple of paragraphs on why they think their submission is ‘Bad’.
The BROKEN BAD Award
Announced: 10 Nov 2013
Submission Date: 30 Nov 2013
Short List: 1 Dec – 14 Dec 2013
Winner Announced: 15 Dec 2013
Word Count: 500 – 1100
Prizes: $150 (AUD or equivalent)
Eligibility: Open to everyone