Nothing to see here.

Write something deliberately bad, without breaking the rules of spelling or grammar.

Bad means crappy. Can something be crappy and enjoyable? Probably. They gave EL James a contract.

Include the phrase

“No, this is definitely tomato paste.”

Some of you will be better at this than others.


UPDATE: Submissions should include a couple of paragraphs on why they think their submission is ‘Bad’.



Announced: 10 Nov 2013

Submission Date: 30 Nov 2013

Short List: 1 Dec – 14 Dec 2013

Winner Announced: 15 Dec 2013

Word Count: 500 – 1100

Prizes: $150 (AUD or equivalent)

Eligibility: Open to everyone