Write something deliberately bad, without breaking the rules of spelling or grammar.
Bad means crappy. Can something be crappy and enjoyable? Probably. They gave EL James a contract.
Include the phrase
“No, this is definitely tomato paste.”
Some of you will be better at this than others.
UPDATE: Submissions should include a couple of paragraphs on why they think their submission is ‘Bad’.
The BROKEN BAD Award
Announced: 10 Nov 2013
Submission Date: 30 Nov 2013
Short List: 1 Dec – 14 Dec 2013
Winner Announced: 15 Dec 2013
Word Count: 500 – 1100
Prizes: $150 (AUD or equivalent)
Eligibility: Open to everyone